Forget that rodent. When I switch from whiskey to gin, spring is just around the corner. Gin tastes bitter in the winter and sweet in the nice weather. I'll have a Tanqueray and tonic later and report back on the result.

I've got gas and I've got crabs. You wanna go out?


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