Pro tips for When the ice starts to crack..

Step one: Keep your feet shoulder width apart
Step two: Put your head in between your legs
Step three: Kiss your ass goodbye
Step four: Don't get as fat as Crazy Ivan!!
Steve five: If with Crazy Ivan, make him go first!


Only kidding.....not.

Really love ice fishing on Candlewood as I life 1000' from it. Hope we get 6 inches of ice. That is safe Crazy Ivan Ice.

I'm not fat, I'm fluffy!

Judge Smails:

"Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worth while is the man that can smile with his shorts too tight in the seat."