Typical for JFM, he was too drunk to notice. It is amazing that he was even able to stand up!
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IMHO, I hope they catch and lock up as many as these stupid drunk douche a$$es as possible...
I second that!!!
Lets not warn people where these check points are. The worst thing you can do for a drunk driver is to let them continue driving around drunk.
After they kill someone or hurt themselves then the will realize that they would have been better off getting caught by the police.. Because, guess what? if you hurt someone else.(or yourself) you're getting pinched for a DUI anyway.. So you may as well get pinched before you hurt somone.
I agree. Here's a dashcam of me evading a checkpoint after more than 2 beers at Kapt's. No worries, it looked worse than it really was. The car buffed right out.
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Originally Posted By: Trooper Bri
I agree. Here's a dashcam of me evading a checkpoint after more than 2 beers at Kapt's. No worries, it looked worse than it really was. The car buffed right out.
Wow.......
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I would totally pay $$ to see the look on the face of the approaching officer in this scenario:
Officer: "Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight?"
Tall 1: (in his loudest and deepest voice) "FI FI FO FUM! I just drank a bottle of RUM!"
You my friend, get the WiseAss of the year award. I'm sitting here cracking up, because I do have a visual of this scenario running through my head.
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