A coworker just asked me if he needed a fishing licence to fish the pond on his private golf club. I don't think he does but I figured I'd better check to be sure.

"Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from bad decisions."

"Great fishermen are not born that way.....They become so through a lifetime of neglecting other things in their lives."

"Don't try to explain it. Just nod your head. Breathe in. Breathe out. Move on.