Spotted turtles/Box turtles? Man, every time I'm lucky enough to see one of those I pick them up off the road to avoid certain death and put them in a safe wooded area. As far as hog nose snakes go I haven't seen one in probably 25 years.
You can say anything foolish to a dog, and that dog will still give you a look that says, "WOW!! What a great idea!! I never would have thought of that!!"

Some people are born on third base, then spend the rest of their lives thinking they hit a triple.