Not doing one this year. Good thing since its suppose to rain and I already did one in the rain. Had to do it under the overhang in front of my garage..

Great way to cook turkey. And once you have the oil there you might as well cook some wings, fries, whatever for football saturday and sunday.

Last year I did miscalculate the amount of oil and did not get all the water off and had a boil over. Lucky the grease did not touch the flames cuz I would of been on fire literally. Be safe people.

I'm not fat, I'm fluffy!

Judge Smails:

"Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worth while is the man that can smile with his shorts too tight in the seat."