Old crew is dead to me. Am looking for anyone that loves to catch one fish a day but it will be big..
Qualifications:

1. Must be young and pretty..sex would be optional
2. Must have both feet unflattened
3. Must help me remove fecal material that may get stuck to heiny
4. Must have had a love affair with a ghost, preferably anally abused.
5. Must have a years supply of Baby Wipes
6. Must realize that I'm a bit crazy at times and can get on your nerves
7. Must not be afraid of firearms
8. Must hate Team Tuesday
9. Must be timid
10. Must love & have a close calling with JuJu


Contact Pete (X-Rated) if you meet most of these qualifications.

Scrap Metal Dealers preferred