I saw this sign on the wall at one of the oldest continuously operating Bars in New Haven. I liked it enough in fact, that I took a picture of it so I would remember how it went.



Our Bar is Dedicated to those Merry Souls of other days,
Who again will make drinking a pleasure,
Who achieve contentment long before capacity,
And who, whatever they may drink,
Prove able to carry it, enjoy it, and remain Gentlemen.


On being an Ahole when you drink....
I don't think drinking can make you an Ahole...
But it can intensify any preexisting conditions.
Consult your character before taking this drug.