It's too bad people cant have a few beers and stay mellow. It's the bad apples that spoil it for the ones who can just sit back with a cold one and relax without starting fights, acting like idioits, etc..
You can say anything foolish to a dog, and that dog will still give you a look that says, "WOW!! What a great idea!! I never would have thought of that!!"

Some people are born on third base, then spend the rest of their lives thinking they hit a triple.