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Won't be able to please everyone. Seems now a days there is always someone who is going to be offended by something. Somehow we stopped being born with common sense it appears. [/quote]

Man, you sure got that right
You can say anything foolish to a dog, and that dog will still give you a look that says, "WOW!! What a great idea!! I never would have thought of that!!"

Some people are born on third base, then spend the rest of their lives thinking they hit a triple.