Old crew is dead to me. Am looking for anyone that loves to catch one fish a day but it will be big.. Qualifications:
1. Must be young and pretty..sex would be optional 2. Must have both feet unflattened 3. Must help me remove fecal material that may get stuck to heiny 4. Must have had a love affair with a ghost, preferably anally abused. 5. Must have a years supply of Baby Wipes 6. Must realize that I'm a bit crazy at times and can get on your nerves 7. Must not be afraid of firearms 8. Must hate Team Tuesday 9. Must be timid 10. Must love & have a close calling with JuJu
Contact Pete (X-Rated) if you meet most of these qualifications.
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Originally Posted By: SoundsFishy
4. Must have had a love affair with a ghost, preferably anally abused.
Originally Posted By: From the urban dictionary
snatch his ghost
Originating from prison yard slang through North America... referring to the non-solicited taking of a man's anal virginity. Not to be confused with a homosexual act. On the contrary, this is a garish demonstration of male superiority within the pack. By snatching one's proverbial "ghost," the victim is left without a soul and dignity, presumably to be further abused by the general population.
Convict 1: "Ayo mah duke, that bitch a$$ Jenkins just walked up in General Pop. Muthafucka caught 25 to life for rapin' a lil' girl. I think I'm teach him a lesson, snatch his ghost."
Convict 2: "On da real, that b1tch is ready for violation. Snatch that ghost g. Pump him full of hate."
you do........ 
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