"Officer Ulkus attempted to stop several ATVs and was struck by one, which fled the scene. "

Should have been charged with assaulting an officer as well
You can say anything foolish to a dog, and that dog will still give you a look that says, "WOW!! What a great idea!! I never would have thought of that!!"

Some people are born on third base, then spend the rest of their lives thinking they hit a triple.