My buddy saw G & R at Gillette last week, said they were awesome. I remember seeing them with Metallica and Faith no More about 25 years ago, they sounded like sh*t. Metallica blew them off the stage. But I guess this latest version is pretty good from what I hear.

You can say anything foolish to a dog, and that dog will still give you a look that says, "WOW!! What a great idea!! I never would have thought of that!!"

Some people are born on third base, then spend the rest of their lives thinking they hit a triple.